Words, Words, Words or How English is Weird

huh

 

who knew?

i just knew it,

it’s news to me

i don’t know how i knew it,

it’s not new

are you new?

i knew it


i know

no, no, no you don’t know

the more you know

i know no time that you didn’t know

to know you is to love you, no?


the farther i go

the further away from you i am

tell me, how much farther is it?

we will go no further with this discussion

furthermore…

we will go no farther on this trip


you’re starting to bother me

your lousy attitude is making me crazy

it’s your turn to go

you’re the one who has to go

when you’re with me i wish your lips were on mine

you’re here with your hat in your hand


wait for it

put your weight into it

it’s my way or the highway

it’s way cool how the scale will weigh

when you weigh yourself

the way i see it

you weigh so little

wait, don’t tell your weight

no way

yes, weigh


come again

their town is that town over there

there is their town that they’re going to visit

there are more places

they’re going more places

their plan is to go more places

they’re going to that town over there to visit their friends

so there


who’s going to win the Seahawks game?

who’s in line?

whose line is it?

we found out who’s here and whose friends are here

who’s here and whose house is it?

whose owl is crying whooooo?

who’s on first?


the beat goes on

who likes the beet soup?

it beats me who likes beet soup

don’t beat up the cook who uses beets


i’m here now

can you hear me now?

i can hear you over here

but are you here?

here is where you’ll hear the best

English is weird

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